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If you don’t consider yourself a tree hugger, then are you a tree hater? Why? Trees don’t hate you back. They hate squirrels… but that’s a long story filled with blood and heartache. Stop hating Mother Nature and start embracing the beauty of our planet. It's time that we banded together to help promote positive ideals and sustainable practices.Know More
Our company was born out of the collective-consciousness of us all. No matter how much someone pretends not to care, we know that deep down in that persons’ subconscious, feelings of empathy for the environment and fellow mankind live side by side with that chilli cheese burrito they ate last night. We recognise this and have built a site designed to help people express their inner love for others and the environment. Join us on a mission of preservation, innovation and purification.Know More
If you don’t consider yourself a tree hugger, then are you a tree hater? Why? Trees don’t hate you back. They hate squirrels… but that’s a long story filled with blood and heartache. Stop hating Mother Nature and start embracing the beauty of our planet. It's time that we banded together to help promote positive ideals and sustainable practices.
Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!
It takes a heart of stone to laugh when a tiny turtle gets a plastic straw stuck so deep in its nose that it can smell what tonight’s special is on a passing cruise ship’s menu (it’s chicken casserole if you must know). Nobody can deny that plastic is tainting our oceans, and nobody can deny that metal straws are cool. Plus, if you stick two together with string you get nun chucks.
We must do something now and take a stand to help prevent more than just damage to countless ecosystems. Stand up. Hold your metal straw in the air proudly… but not near a Police Officer. That sh*t will get you killed.
We know you care about the planet (even you Donald… even you). But do you care about your health as well? Some people do, some people don’t… and some people are the immortals found in the 1980’s film Highlander who will walk the Earth for eternity… or until, you know. If you do happen to take your lifespan seriously (and you aren’t immortal), you might want to consider ditching those BPA laden straws for a fancy metal one. Think about it! A metal straw that doubles as a snorkel if sea levels continue to rise. It’s a win win. You’re helping save the planet now but at the same time preparing for the worst. Just in case.
As a team of holistic minded thinkers, we don’t just take on environmental missions at the expense of all others. We want to show that you can be committed to the environment and at the same time help prevent things like racism and nepotism whilst promoting feminism, togetherness, and your favourite sports team.